Brewer: At holiday parties, women are birds, men are pigs

By Men's Activism News | Source | December 8, 2008

Article here. Excerpt:

'Let's look at the different ways the genders approach parties:

Women enjoy parties for the conversation and companionship. Men like that stuff, too, but it's difficult to keep a scintillating conversation going while eating with both hands.
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For women, holiday parties offer an opportunity to dress up. For men, parties are a reason to wear pants, at least at first.
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At dinner parties, women compliment the chef by oohing over the food and asking for recipes. Men compliment the chef by groaning and asking for more.

Women politely offer to help the hosts serve food and drink. Men sometimes clean up their own spills.

Some fancy parties include dancing, which many women enjoy. Men prefer a challenging game of drunken Twister.'